Can you you fulfill my lifelong dream to whistle, please?
Are there any good, beautiful witches out there like Glinda from the film version of The Wizard of Oz (1939) that wear diamond tiaras instead of tall crowns? Do they live in castles? What are their names, where do they live, and can you give my their addresses, please?
Can you tell a good witch to send me a sack of $20.00 bills to our house on XXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX Road, Saratoga, CA right away with a letter, please?
Please answer promptly on your website.
*stares blankly at the monitor*
*crickets chirping in the background*